If I were a guy

If I were a guy,

Firstly, I’d have all the freedom I want,
No restrictions at home,
No chores too.
If I were a guy,
I’d have attended a mixed boarding school,
Gotten my first phone in secondary school,
And I’d be a football player.
If I were a guy,
I’d be soo hot,
I’d wear the most fashionable outfits,
And I’d probably be a player.
If I were a guy,
My hair cut would be either mohawk or punk,
I’d have beards cause I’m quite hairy,
And I’d be soo handsome.
If I were a guy, 
My favourite colour would be blue,
I’d be very good at video games,
Cause I already love them.
If I were a guy,
I’d be able to cook, and be so good at it,
I’d love my girlfriend so much,
And I’d make her happy with me.
If I were a guy,
I’d have a sweet tongue,
I’d use lip gloss,
And powder too.
If I were a guy,
I’d smell so nice,
I won’t shave the hair in my axilla,
And I’d be macho.
If I were a guy,
I’d dream big and be successful,
I’d be a good leader,
And a people’s person.
I can keep going..
If I were a guy, if a were a guy, if I were a guy…
This poem above is just to serve as a medium to remind you that you’re not a guy and you’d never be one, well except you decide to do a sex reassignment surgery; I won’t advise this though.
Don’t allow your gender limit you, you weren’t created a lady for you to be limited. Everything you want to do as a guy, you can do them even as a lady. There are NO RESTRICTIONS! You are your only limit, nothing else, no one else.
You want to dream big, dream big!
You want to be successful, be successful!
You want to be fashionable, be fashionable!
You want to lead, lead!
You want to go into politics, do!
You want to get a hair cut, do!
You want to be a football player, Be one!
There are no limits.
The One who made you a lady knew exactly what He was doing when He made you one.
You didn’t come to earth with a tag that reads “You are a lady, and so you have to be below every man and just be a house wife and functional in the other room.” No baby, you didn’t come with that. So it’s time to get up and get to work. 
I wish you the best life ahead!
Just for laughs though, ladies send what you think you’d have done differently if you were a guy and for the guys, what you think will be different about you if you were a lady.
I await your response.
Share with friends and fam. Thank you.

10 thoughts on “If I were a guy

  1. Unknown's avatarAnidom

    This is very true actually. Especially in this society of ours where women are mostly looked down upon. But the thing is that we have to try, it's not going to be easy, we actually have to do some \”extra work\” to be recognized out there unlike the guys. But even at that we shouldn't give up❤️.

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  2. Unknown's avatarUnknown

    It's usually difficult for a girl not to consider the luscious possibilities of being a guy(all those extra freedom and advantages) at one time of her life or the other. Interestingly, when the girl becomes a young woman she is mostly told that she has to forgo certain things so that she can focus on others. Sincerely, I think even when we want to defy the odds, a lot of things tie us back down.

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  3. Unknown's avatarIlori Tomi

    Hahaha😂😂Well said Annie..I as a guy really love when ladies step up to game and do what has been said to be for guys…you can do anything you want to do,provided your mind is right with you..

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